Private Message to Megan and Sally-Anne

I'm taking a quick breather over by the Bad Jam cupboard if you want to join me.

Have you tried this apricot-mincemeat blend? I like it, but I can see why Mrs Stretton thought it was a little too strong.

I still can't believe she actually hired Pete and put him on basket-filling duty. I thought she'd take one look and send him straight home to Mum!